McDonald’s Puppets have been accused of a number a crimes lately such as forcing parents to feed their pig nasty fat children until they become obnoxious morbidly obese children. Earlier this morning the L.A.P.D. announced the puppets were under investigation in the shooting death of rapper Notorious B.I.G. in what legal experts believe was a trademark battle over the Big Mac name and obesity in general.
We encourage you to reach out to us if you have any leads in this new development of what is now a nearly 15 year old investigation.